Total Medals Earned: 7,822 (From
1,577 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 131,120 Points
Get 5,000 music sense
Make 5,000 dollars
Acquire 300 nostalgia points
Reach 6,000 hipness
Reach 150 intelligence
Obtain 300 irony
You finally made it into space!
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Become the best hipster you can be!
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Kill an eye for the first time
Increase your stats at least once
Beat level one of the game
Get hit by an eye
Take damage from a flare
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Collect a powerup or potion
Check both help and options pages
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Correctly match 5 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 20 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 40 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match ALL NG faces from 2012.
You Played It...
Use duck to advance yourself financially...
Fall victim to greed...
Get all the coins on the first set of levels...
Beat the Game...
Get all the coins on the second set of levels...
Have 65 or more coins at the end of the game...
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Unlock the 10th element.
Unlock the 11th element.
Unlock the 12th element.
Find all the residents of the Fairy Tale Land
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Collect One Diamond!
Collect One Heart
Collect One Jetpack
Collect One Powerup
Collect Five Hearts
Collect Five Diamonds
Beat Ten Waves! (Wave Mode Only)
Collect Three Jetpacks
Collect Three Powerups
Collect Fifteen Hearts
Collect Five Jetpacks
Collect Fifteen Diamonds
Collect Five Powerups
Beat Twenty Waves! (Wave Mode Only)
Beat Thirty Waves! (Wave Mode Only)
Beat the Game! (Wave Mode Only)
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It's a piece of cake.
Now that's a bit harder.
This one's a real challenge.
Is it even possible??
Score at least 20/30 on ABC
score at least 15/30
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Score Perfect on ABC test
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