Total Medals Earned: 7,838 (From 1,582 different games.) Total Medal Score: 131,360 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/35 points)
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Destroy 5 servers, but you still won't stop WikiLeaks.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (20/100 points)
Dig a Ground Block
Kill a pest
Get killed by a thorn
Complete level #1
Complete level #5
Complete all 10 levels!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/335 points)
Nearly mow the puppy.
Mow Skinless before she can transform.
Nearly let the puppy get eaten.
Mow 3 Flabcakes in a row.
Get the highest rank possible.
Mow the elusive Rainbeard and make it through the level.
Slaughter 200 Rainbow Midget-Horses in one game.
Medals Earned: 4/14 (25/355 points)
Obtain and use the Untouchable Drive.
Destroy an enemy by ramming into it with your ship.
Crash into an enemy, destroying both yourself and the enemy.
Destroy Blendo
Destroy SKYNET
Obtain the seeker launcher and fire it at a hostile target.
Get a combo of 12 or higher.
Destroy Alvin the Tank
Destroy the final boss
Score 120000 points in one game.
Gain a shield that protects your ship from damage
Complete the game with at least 3 credits remaining.
Complete the game.
Complete the game with a single ship.
Medals Earned: 80/80 (400/400 points)
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Medals Earned: 5/5 (25/25 points)
Wup argh wup
"Fresh" air, yeah
Is done
He is now happy
Hi Mario
Medals Earned: 13/40 (70/445 points)
10 Fat metal guys killed
10 Fat rappers killed
10 Girls emo killed
10 Girls metal killed
10 Girls rappers killed
10 Small emos killed
10 Small metal guys killed
10 Small rappers killed
5 Enemy killed
First blood
Goth superkicks called
Mamas called
First win
10 Fat emos killed
10 Fat goths killed
10 Fat hippies killed
10 Fat punks killed
10 Girls goth killed
10 Girls punk killed
10 Small goths killed
10 Small hippies killed
10 Small punks killed
Emo superkicks called
Game is passed for metal guys
Hippy superkicks called
Metal guys superkicks called
Punk superkicks called
Rapper superkicks called
Emo gang is destroyed
Game is passed for emo
Game is passed for goths
Game is passed for hippies
Game is passed for punks
Game is passed for rappers
Goth gang is destroyed
Hippy gang is destroyed
Mama killed mama
Metalist gang is destroyed
Punk gang is destroyed
Rapper gang is destroyed
Medals Earned: 22/22 (500/500 points)
Give John some money.
Find coal.
Find iron.
Enter Utopia.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Find wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Give Dave some sand.
Find ruby.
Give George some wolfram.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 4/10 (35/220 points)
Have a total of 10 students *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Reach Exca-Grade weapon *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Do 10 hunt quests *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Do 10 errand quests *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Reach Grade 30 Student *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Graduate 30 students *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Win 10 tournaments *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Reach 600G/Week income *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Kill the Apprentice *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Finish Year 1 Perfectly *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*