Lollicat

Sure, kittens are adorable, soft, and prone to hilarious grammatical errors, but they have one fatal flaw: they're not made of delicious candy. This cat fixes that oversight, so now you can have your adorable and eat it, too.

I mean, seriously. It's as awesome as if you found out those adorable pigs you saw at the farm were made out of, I don't know, bacon, or something.

You know?

- Lollicats are able to see in a much wider spectrum than humans, and consequently are often found interacting with objects that appear entirely invisible to the casual observer.

- Lollicats are unusual among candy-based life forms for having a fairly elaborate religion. It hasn't caught on outside of their species, because their god is kind of a peeping tom, and that's creepy.

- Lollicats don't dress up in frilly skirts. You're thinking of something else.